20/12/2021

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!

How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger!

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross-mouse cards!

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet? Only 25, there’s no L!