05/08/2021

The Olympics would be the only topic of discussion at the coffee shop except that now we get our coffee in the kitchen and the barista looks a lot like...us.

Which is the most tragic Olympics story?

A gymnast walks into a bar.

Did you know that ancient Greeks would shave their heads before the Olympics to run faster?

Modern historians call it balderdash.

Why aren't there many North Koreans in the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, swim, or jump is in South Korea.

At the Olympics, a guy walks past a group of spectators, carrying a long pole.

One of the onlookers says to the guy, "Are you a pole vaulter?" The guy responds, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

The Russian Covid Vaccine Sputnik is 91.6% effective

It's also the only Covid vaccine that will help you win an Olympic medal.