03/03/2021

The 15th March will be the 2065th anniversary of the death of Julius Caesar so ...

What did the Roman say when his wife was eaten by a tiger?
Gladiator

A Roman walks into a bar and says "I want a martinus"
The confused bartender asks "You mean a martini?"
The roman replies "If I want a second one I’ll let you know".

What do you call a Roman Emperor, without his epileptic pills?
Julius Seizure