24/04/2019

4 in-depth comments about Brexit (we’re Australian, but we still know about these things)

1          Why does Britain love tea so much?  Because tea leaves (nyuk, nyuk, nyuk)

2          UK bookshops are moving books about the apocalypse to the current affairs section

3          An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave.

4          Q: With Britain leaving the EU how much space was created? A: Exactly 1GB