30/10/2008

1. If the opposite of ‘pro’ is ‘con’ does that make congress the opposite of progress?
   
   
2. Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are driving cabs or cutting hair
   
   
3. Nobody believes a rumour in Washington until it’s officially denied
   
   
4. Why don’t politicians like golf?  Because it’s too much like their work – trapped in one bad lie after another.
   
   
5. Show me where Stalin is buried and I’ll show you a communist plot.