31/07/2018

We’ve searched the archives for 5 great one-liners from Bob Hope (the older among you can explain to the young ones who Bob Hope was). Although they are Hope’s one-liners we think they could just as easily have been said by others …

1          Donald Trump, President of the USA and keen amateur golfer – “I asked my golf coach how I could improve my game, he told me ‘Cheat’!”

2          Scott Morrison, Treasurer of Australia and keen Canberra resident (when Parliament is sitting) – “It's so cold here in [Canberra], the politicians have their hands in their own pockets”

3          Sam Burgess (one of many brothers who play rugby league for South Sydney) – “I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance..... waiting for the bathroom”

4          Peter Townsend (elderly lawyer) – “You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

5          Brigham Young (look it up) – “Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.”