30/11/2017

Five Jokes for Christmas:

Funny how the year you stop believing in Santa is roughly the year you start getting socks and clothes for Christmas.

Another helicopter tried to land in our garden today. I think we’re going to have to reduce our Christmas lights a bit.

Lisa thanks her grandpa, "Thank you Grandpa for the violin you gave me last year for Christmas. I've never got such a brilliant gift!" "Really?" asks the surprised Grandpa.  Lisa says, "Oh yeah - every time I start playing, mom gives me 2 dollars so I would stop!"

I heard some strange chatter from the spice cupboard mid-December. But it was just the Season’s greetings.

This will be the fifth year in a row that my in-laws will come over for Christmas. I think this time we should let them in.