28/10/2016

With the circus that is the 2016 US Presidential election coming to a close very soon, we’ve put together a list of one-liners that nail the crazy world of politics:

• I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

• I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.

• A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

• Politics is just show business for ugly people.

• Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?