29/09/2016

With the current controversy raging in NSW about the ban on greyhound racing we ask: how many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

     Labrador: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?

      Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

     Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to

      code.

     Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

     Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do

      it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

     Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

     Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . .

     Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's

      busy.

     Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the

      dark.

     Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

     Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

     Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

     Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

     Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

     Cattle Dog: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

     Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate

      was a light bulb?

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?