29/06/2016

With recent claims that Australian educational standards are dropping it's good to review these exam responses from Aussie kids.

Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. Name the four seasons.
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A. Premature death

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow
(Simple, but brilliant)