30/03/2016

The Donald: He may become President of the United States “und master of de vorld” in which case we never sent out these four jokes out about him, ok?

1. "How would Trump travel as president? Obviously, he’d use Hair Force One."
- David Letterman

2. “Trump is unstoppable. He's like Godzilla with less foreign policy experience."
- Stephen Colbert

3. “A reporter claims she was pushed over by one of Donald Trump’s campaign advisors. Isn’t that crazy? Donald Trump has a campaign advisor.”
- Conan O’Brien

4. "At a rally in Las Vegas last night, Donald Trump told supporters he'd like to punch protesters in the face. Though he looks more like the kind of guy who would stroke a white cat while somebody else punched you in the face."
- Seth Meyers