27/01/2016

Did you miss any of these fantastic Christmas cracker jokes?

What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat? …………… A milky baaa kid.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed? …………………………………… Because he wanted to see how long he slept.

What is green and bounces round the garden? ………………………… A spring onion.

What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?  ……………………… Close the door please, I’m dressing.

What is yellow and white and travels at 300km per hour from Tokyo to Nagasaki?  ……The bullet train driver’s egg sandwich.