30/11/2015

When it came to men, my mother had some words of wisdom for my sister

1          Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

2          The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he’s too too old for it.

3          The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years - even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

4          Go for younger men - you might as well cos they never mature anyway.

5          If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him chequebooks.