29/10/2015

5 things my dear old aunt taught me:

1          If you look like your passport photo, you definitely need the trip

2          A balanced diet is a beer in both hands

3          Experience is priceless – it enables you to recognise a mistake when you’ve made it

4          Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away 3 days before you need it

5          Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator