29/04/2015

My Mother taught me RELIGION:  "You'd better pray that comes out of the carpet".

My Mother taught me TIME TRAVEL:  "If you don't behave, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

My Mother taught me LOGIC:  "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the shops with me."

My Mother taught me WEATHER:  "It looks like a tornado has been through your room."

My Mother taught me GENETICS:  "You're just like your father".

My Mother taught me JUSTICE:  "One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you!"