27/08/2014

Here are five new words for your lexicon.  Use one every day.

Cashtration: The act of  buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite  period.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Bozone: The substance surrounding politicians that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit  and the person who doesn't get it.