Life's Too Serious ...

29/07/2014

1    "When she fainted her eyes rolled around the room"

2    "The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993"

3    "She is numb from her toes down"

4    "She stated she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce"

5    "The patient was to have a bowel resection but took a job as a stockbroker instead"

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