29/05/2014

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why do they lock petrol station bathrooms; are they afraid someone will clean them?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?