28/04/2014

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: I can do it, I can do it. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code and while I'm at it I'll check the rest of the house....

Dachshund: What me? All the way up there?

Rottweiler: Make me.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZzzzzz..z..z..z..z..z....z.....z

Cat:  Don’t look at me.  And forget about those stupid dogs. People change light bulbs. The question is whether changing the light bulb will delay my dinner??!!!