27/02/2014

Things our mother taught us...

• Our mother taught us RELIGION:  "You'd better pray that comes out of the carpet".
• Our mother taught us LOGIC:  "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
• Our mother taught us FORESIGHT:  "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
• Our mother taught us IRONY:  "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
• Our mother taught us about STAMINA:  "You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."
• Our mother taught us about WEATHER:  "It looks like a tornado has been through your room."
• Our mother taught us about JUSTICE:  "One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you!"  
• Our mother taught us about ANTICIPATION:  "Just wait until we get home."