27/11/2013

Five of the best ...

1.  Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.  The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

  2.  A jumper cable walks into a bar.  The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

  3.  Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

  4.  A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says "A beer please, and one for the road."

 5.  A dyslexic man walks into a bra.