31/08/2012

1.    A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel really good.

2.    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

3.    Don't ever plan to have a psychic lover – they'll leave you before you meet

4.    If you can't fix your brakes make your horn louder.

5.    Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.