02/03/2011

The economy is so bad that...

You get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.  

African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!  

You order a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asks, "Can you afford fries with that?" 

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.  

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.  

ATMs give out an IOU!  

Mormon polygamists have only one wife.  

McDonald's is selling the quarter ouncer.  

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .  

One girl had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and so they let the devil re-possess her!  

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .  

They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street"  

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.