SPECIAL REPORT
01/02/2010
· a ruler · protractor · set square · slide rule; and · a calculator. At a morning press conference, the US Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
At New York's Kennedy Airport today an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of: