28/03/2017

Take a break from those 'wordy' documents with these classic one-liners from some of the greats.

- 'I never forget a face but in your case I'd be glad to make an exception' - Groucho Marx

- 'My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger' - Billy Connolly

- 'Start every day off with a smile and get it over with' - WC Fields

- 'I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back' - Eric Morecambe

- 'We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of tiny feet, so we bought a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.”  Rita Rudner