30/11/2016

To top off a hugely hilarious year of our jokes here’s 5 absolute howlers that not even the Christmas Crackers would dare to include!

How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed.

Where does Santa Claus go swimming?
The North Pool.

What do you call a reindeer who wears ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

What kind of motorcycle would Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson

What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis.