02/04/2012

1.  The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi.

2.  I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3.  No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

4.  A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

5.  Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.